PROGRESSION?

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

(Source: jitterpug, via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 13 hours ago with 522110 notes

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via fake-mermaid)

— 13 hours ago with 399428 notes

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

(via joshpeck)

— 15 hours ago with 106221 notes

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113, via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 835057 notes

amphiaria:

NO artificial flavors

NO preservatives

NO artificial colors

JUST bees

ONLY bees

(via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 101997 notes

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

(via l3nvi)

— 15 hours ago with 20028 notes

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 519011 notes

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

(via martysofresh)

— 15 hours ago with 17309 notes

dickpetter420:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

leave the ocean alone you bastard

(via martysofresh)

— 15 hours ago with 130873 notes

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

(via fake-mermaid)

— 15 hours ago with 131482 notes

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via fake-mermaid)

— 20 hours ago with 178800 notes